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The Holy Trinity is the Manchester United-ian belief in God having 3 forms in which he appears. These three forms are:

  • Park Ji-Sung
  • Manucho
  • John O'Shea

Sadly, he chooses to play for Manchester United in all of his forms, but the skill levels of the players he represents means that they won't be a danger to any other team, as Jean-Alain Boumsong and Titus Bramble are the only players capable of causing danger. When God somehow manages to take all three forms at one time, it has been recorded that they can join together, in a Power Rangers style to form one huge superhuman, known as Federico Macheda.